I’m dying for ideas for indoor play during the freakishly long ice age that is winter this year. I’m always reading the “50 Superfun and Incredibly Easy No Mess Creative Ideas for When Your Stuck Indoors for Five Months!” blog posts. Unfortunately my desperation had led me to try some really stupid ideas.
Look at this cute, pleasant, well-mannered girl carefully pouring her beans! The kids found an exhibit yesterday at the children’s museum that had a similar set up and Lola loved it. She sat there for a good 15 minutes scooping beans, and I think she could have done it for much longer if I hadn’t interrupted her zone to go gawk at the crazy Etch-A-Sketches of President’s faces.
I’m gonna make a bean tray! All I had on hand was dried lentils so I set that up in a big bowl with measuring spoons and a smaller bowl for her to scoop into and let her loose.
It worked for awhile. She kept most of the lentils in the bowls except when she tried to eat a scoop of them (Mmmm! she says with dried lentils stuck to her eyebrows and up her nose and encrusting her drool covered lips.)
Then Noah caught wind. Within two seconds it had deteriorated into a fight over the full measuring cup of lentils. I’m sure you can guess what happened next. No wait, let me tell you. One full cup of lentils explodes like confetti all over…everything. (Math question: One cup of dried lentils equals how many lentils? Answer: Five million!) Nothing escaped being assaulted by lentils. The dog, the rug, the table the floor the counter the sofa the computer the toys you get the picture.
It reminded me of my rice box adventure. This was another one of those great winter ideas. A rice box! Like a sand box, only full of rice! You get a big plastic under-bed storage container and fill it with twenty pounds of rice and toys. Put a sheet under it and easy peasy, you’re ready for action!
Noah thought this was the greatest day of his life. The only thing he didn’t do was sit nicely on the side of the box and play. He DID: splash the rice around with his hands like it was water; throw a dump truck full of rice across the room; drop a handful of rice on the cat when I wasn’t looking (no rice on cat!), tap dance in the rice box; tap dance all over the house with his rice covered feet. Rice box lasted exactly one day. (Not knowing what to do with it, I put it out on the patio whereby the cat proceeded to enjoy, ahem, said rice.)
What the EFF!! Who comes up with these ideas? Probably a Mattel marketing hack trolling the internet posing as a resourceful stay at home mom. They know that once you try something this stupid, you’d pay good money for something like this in your basement so that you’d never have to make a toy for your kid again.
Looks like we’re putting the iPad and “Handy Hand Hand” back in rotation until we can come out of hibernation. And I’m gonna try to stop looking on the internet for how to be a mom.